…wake up!…

here’s another one from mommy daisy
i really need these stuffs LOLZ

The 10 Most Annoying Alarm Clocks

#10 – Climbing clock. It hangs above your head and starts climbing while it rings. Don’t wake up fast enough, and you won’t be able to shut it up without a ladder.

# 9 Wake Up Puzzle. You have to build the puzzle to make it stop

# 8 Wake or Curse. You can ask it what the time is and it will answer. But if you don’t wake up quickly enough it will curse you.

# 7 High Tech. This one has a vibrator, 95 db alarm and police style rotating light that you cannot ignore.

# 6 Find The Pin – You need find the right pin to stop it’s ringing. Not going to stay sleepy after this mission.

# 5 Chicken and Egg Problem – The egg laying alarm clock. It will only quiet down after you put all the eggs back.

# 4 GI Joe. You will wake to the sound of your commander’s wake up call. Don’t mess with it.

# 3 Floating Around – Will float around the room until you’ll catch it.

# 2 Kaboom – This acoustic grenade will wake the neighborhood with it’s ultra loud sound level.

# 1 Hide and Seek – The winner is the hide and seek alarm clock. Once it begins to ring it falls down to the floor and finds a random place to hide. Chase it down or else you’re doomed.

…fave past time…

My best friend Chelle sent me an email the other day that made me create another entry to my blog. It really hit me that most people who knows that I exist in this world knew my favorite past time. It’s sleeping. Sleeping is my hobby, my vice and the thing that I really enjoyed most above all type of relaxation. I can sleep all day, all night (but of course I still need to eat so there are intervals hehehe). Chelle knew that I sleep in the office given a chance or not. So she gave me a list of things to say just in case I get caught. Touchy!!!

10. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”

9. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent me to.”

8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here
just in time.”

7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new business strategy.”

6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”

5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?” 4. “Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle
that big accounting problem.”3. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put
your ear down real close?”

2. “Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?”

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk!

1. Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus name, Amen.”