nice one from mommy daisy
ever read good poetry this days…
if not, here’s one good list of uncommon poems…
enjoy…
A budding poet trying his best…
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this…
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
Someone who had a different experience wrote,
You’re lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Perhaps it’s true that people find inspiration in
toilets.
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in for a different
purpose…
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come
here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls…
Toilets walls also double as job advertisement
space…….
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Mumbai Fire
Department wants you.
Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the
entire performance.
And finally, this should teach some a lesson…
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food…please aim properly
someone i knew reminded me of my ever so fave poem
well i really like the last part of it
this always reminds me that whatever happens in my life
it is I and only I to blame
read on…
Invictus
William Ernest Henley
OUT of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.
In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
