My best friend Chelle sent me an email the other day that made me create another entry to my blog. It really hit me that most people who knows that I exist in this world knew my favorite past time. It’s sleeping. Sleeping is my hobby, my vice and the thing that I really enjoyed most above all type of relaxation. I can sleep all day, all night (but of course I still need to eat so there are intervals hehehe). Chelle knew that I sleep in the office given a chance or not. So she gave me a list of things to say just in case I get caught. Touchy!!!
10. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”
9. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time
management course you sent me to.”
8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here
just in time.”
7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new business strategy.”
6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?” 4. “Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle
that big accounting problem.”3. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put
your ear down real close?”
2. “Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?”
And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk!
1. Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus name, Amen.”
